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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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