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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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