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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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