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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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