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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺
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