Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.