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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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