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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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