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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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