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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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