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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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