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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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