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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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