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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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