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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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