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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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