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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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