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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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