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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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