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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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