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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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