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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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