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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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