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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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