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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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