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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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