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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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