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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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