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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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