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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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