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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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