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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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