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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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