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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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