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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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