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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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