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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Imogen
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Miss
Cuddles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a cow 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a bull 🐮
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