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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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