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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Imogen
had their beloved pet
poodle 🐩
Ms
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a cheetah 😺
a bear 🐻
a hippo 🦛
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a pufferfish 🐡
a bull 🐮
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
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