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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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