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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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