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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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