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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Lola eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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