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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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