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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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