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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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