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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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