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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖
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