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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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