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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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