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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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