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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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