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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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