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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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